nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
That moment when you’re texting this guy you really like and his fiancé messages you back and your life shatters in a million pieces. Thanks for telling me you were engaged, mister I don’t ever want to get married. Asshole.